Uttering ridiculous sentences is all part of the job when you’re
representing Paris Hilton. Take this one from Hilton’s rep to the Daily Mail
yesterday: "The hat was not a
communist hat, it's a military-style hat from a club.”
This comment came after the heiress was photographed in red
military hat while either a.) dancing with an outstretched arm and scratching
her face or b.) faking a mustache and brandishing a Heil Hitler. Judge for
yourself here.
Whether she was faking a
Hitler salute, drunkenly dancing or both, what this story really highlights is
what a tragicomic job it must be to represent the world’s most indulgent
fame-whore.
I did a little digging to
present you with this montage of ridiculous and context-free sentences uttered
by representatives in the service of Paris Hilton. Consider this my (non-Nazi) salute to
the most underappreciated job in the media: PR for PH.
Having too much money is DEFINITELY not a good thing. This girl is WHACKED and she's starting to look old as well. Your looks will only take you so far and riches will shorten the journey.
I think your nasty comments about Paris in this article place you at about the same level as she operates at.
Who cares what she does anyway.. is what she does actually harm anyone? I suggest you go out and find some real news.
It doesn't matter what she does, she's an untouchable! Well you know, being able to bring MARIJUANA to what ever country she feels like visiting and getting away with it! Even better having a friend take the rap! She is so dam lucky she's not with Lindsay right now! As I said, she is an untouchable! (I'd touch her though)even if she is nowhere near as pretty as Catherine!!!
Being a Jew and all doesn't fit very good with her family giving a Hitler sulute.She properly doesn't know who and hell he was and how many people he gased, pephaps some
some her relatives for we know.I wish someone would have the guts to tell her to her face what this Monster did to the people of her race.
So what, she can say or do what she wants in a free society. Should she...well that's another story. Wasn't there a movie out that did very well about Nazi's and no one gave a crap about it's content (The boy in the stripped pyjamas). I went to a comedy club and herd a comic making jokes about it and he was a Jew. She's just a rich train wreck and her time in the lime light is done. Most level minded people don't condone or joke about what happened it's just that some people don't care anymore and we can see it by their behaviour. It's just a shame.
i never did like that rich snob paris hilton,she thinks everyone likes her and we all want her ? she bumped her head hard ? LOL i just dont know what anyone see's in her ? ther are much better looking girls out there like J-lo ,angelina jolie ,kristen brinkley,they all top what was her name ?that air-head loves the attention from the media ?oh ya paris hilton ? LOL
Klingon salute...good grief! What makes you think she has a clue what that is either...skanky ho'. Have you all taken a look at her without make-up..sooooo ordinary. I guess money makes people blind..lol
She is just an idiot. Also, she has the body of a 12 year old boy and one of the ugliest faces ive ever seen.
For those of you who think she is attractive...ask yourself why!
Normally, I'd extend the benefit of the doubt. But Paris Hilton is such a self-absorbed, thoughtless twit that I'd believe she was imitating Hitler. What a moron.
So uh... wtf is the picture about "This comment came after the heiress was photographed in red military hat while either a.) dancing with an outstretched arm and scratching her face or b.) faking a mustache and brandishing a Heil Hitler. Judge for yourself here. "
Where here ?? I dont see any picture on this page representing ANYTHING you say..
Fuuuck. the American Media is a real fuckin propaganda machine.
Nothing better in the news so lets continue smearing celebs ( not that paris is a REAL celeb..she's just a soiled, drunken brat)
They all look gross without makeup...even Angelin J. Paris is a kid who hasn't grown up yet. I think she's cute. Leave her alone and print something newsworthy.
why are we taking anything this stupid twit says or does seriously?? when i see or read anything on her, it's like reading the cartoon section on my favourite newspaper, the difference is, the cartoons make me smile...
since when is paris hilton jewish? oh right because she's rich it means she's jewish. my mom is jewish which would make many people consider me so despite being an athiest and i've grown up poor
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Having too much money is DEFINITELY not a good thing. This girl is WHACKED and she's starting to look old as well. Your looks will only take you so far and riches will shorten the journey.
Posted by: Cat | 07/27/2010 at 06:55 PM
I think your nasty comments about Paris in this article place you at about the same level as she operates at.
Who cares what she does anyway.. is what she does actually harm anyone? I suggest you go out and find some real news.
Posted by: Larry | 07/27/2010 at 07:14 PM
The reason why this girl is so popular is because articles like this are written. Just stop.
Please, just stop.
Posted by: Skulda | 07/27/2010 at 07:25 PM
It's also a Klingon salute. . .lighten up people.
Posted by: Horatio Twotrees | 07/27/2010 at 08:03 PM
Paris Hilton looks like Owen Wilson in drag OWNT!
Posted by: Mechanahands | 07/27/2010 at 08:04 PM
I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.
Posted by: Bipbop | 07/27/2010 at 09:55 PM
does she even know who hitler was, what he did and what WWII is? doubt it
Posted by: Szymon | 07/27/2010 at 10:00 PM
It doesn't matter what she does, she's an untouchable! Well you know, being able to bring MARIJUANA to what ever country she feels like visiting and getting away with it! Even better having a friend take the rap! She is so dam lucky she's not with Lindsay right now! As I said, she is an untouchable! (I'd touch her though)even if she is nowhere near as pretty as Catherine!!!
Posted by: Daniel | 07/28/2010 at 12:49 AM
She is the biggest loser I have ever seen. If it wasn't for daddy's money where would you be? I'm thinking,"would you like fries with that"?
Posted by: Hank muise | 07/28/2010 at 01:43 AM
Being a Jew and all doesn't fit very good with her family giving a Hitler sulute.She properly doesn't know who and hell he was and how many people he gased, pephaps some
some her relatives for we know.I wish someone would have the guts to tell her to her face what this Monster did to the people of her race.
Posted by: Ray | 07/28/2010 at 02:04 AM
So what, she can say or do what she wants in a free society. Should she...well that's another story. Wasn't there a movie out that did very well about Nazi's and no one gave a crap about it's content (The boy in the stripped pyjamas). I went to a comedy club and herd a comic making jokes about it and he was a Jew. She's just a rich train wreck and her time in the lime light is done. Most level minded people don't condone or joke about what happened it's just that some people don't care anymore and we can see it by their behaviour. It's just a shame.
Posted by: John | 07/28/2010 at 04:28 AM
i never did like that rich snob paris hilton,she thinks everyone likes her and we all want her ? she bumped her head hard ? LOL i just dont know what anyone see's in her ? ther are much better looking girls out there like J-lo ,angelina jolie ,kristen brinkley,they all top what was her name ?that air-head loves the attention from the media ?oh ya paris hilton ? LOL
Posted by: bill | 07/28/2010 at 07:18 AM
Klingon salute...good grief! What makes you think she has a clue what that is either...skanky ho'. Have you all taken a look at her without make-up..sooooo ordinary. I guess money makes people blind..lol
Posted by: Laurie | 07/28/2010 at 07:26 AM
Ray....regarding your comment above.......
Paris Hilton is not Jewish.
Her family has been known to make derogatory and anti semetic comments about other religions and ethnicities.
Posted by: Arthur | 07/28/2010 at 08:14 AM
She is just an idiot. Also, she has the body of a 12 year old boy and one of the ugliest faces ive ever seen.
For those of you who think she is attractive...ask yourself why!
Posted by: John Boyd | 07/28/2010 at 10:18 AM
Normally, I'd extend the benefit of the doubt. But Paris Hilton is such a self-absorbed, thoughtless twit that I'd believe she was imitating Hitler. What a moron.
Posted by: Tina | 07/28/2010 at 11:06 AM
So uh... wtf is the picture about "This comment came after the heiress was photographed in red military hat while either a.) dancing with an outstretched arm and scratching her face or b.) faking a mustache and brandishing a Heil Hitler. Judge for yourself here. "
Where here ?? I dont see any picture on this page representing ANYTHING you say..
Fuuuck. the American Media is a real fuckin propaganda machine.
Nothing better in the news so lets continue smearing celebs ( not that paris is a REAL celeb..she's just a soiled, drunken brat)
Posted by: Steve | 07/28/2010 at 11:41 AM
They all look gross without makeup...even Angelin J. Paris is a kid who hasn't grown up yet. I think she's cute. Leave her alone and print something newsworthy.
Posted by: loopygram | 07/28/2010 at 01:11 PM
why are we taking anything this stupid twit says or does seriously?? when i see or read anything on her, it's like reading the cartoon section on my favourite newspaper, the difference is, the cartoons make me smile...
Posted by: not paris | 07/28/2010 at 02:14 PM
ooookaaaay where the nazi salute photo????? btw how old is she now???? she looks so washed up and jaded
Posted by: poulou | 07/28/2010 at 02:33 PM
she probably doesnt no wat both of the world wars were let alone no who hitler was and wat efect hitler had on the world
Posted by: obsessedwithWWII | 07/28/2010 at 04:22 PM
since when is paris hilton jewish? oh right because she's rich it means she's jewish. my mom is jewish which would make many people consider me so despite being an athiest and i've grown up poor
Posted by: dude | 07/28/2010 at 05:10 PM