Devon Scoble   Jul 27, 2010 22 Comments

Jean Baptiste Lacroix, WireImage
Uttering ridiculous sentences is all part of the job when you’re representing Paris Hilton. Take this one from Hilton’s rep to the Daily Mail yesterday:  "The hat was not a communist hat, it's a military-style hat from a club.”

This comment came after the heiress was photographed in red military hat while either a.) dancing with an outstretched arm and scratching her face or b.) faking a mustache and brandishing a Heil Hitler. Judge for yourself here

Whether she was faking a Hitler salute, drunkenly dancing or both, what this story really highlights is what a tragicomic job it must be to represent the world’s most indulgent fame-whore.

I did a little digging to present you with this montage of ridiculous and context-free sentences uttered by representatives in the service of Paris Hilton. Consider this my (non-Nazi) salute to the most underappreciated job in the media: PR for PH.

J.Vespa, WireImage
 
"It's not true. At no time did Paris ever throw anything at Lindsay...I believe that a drink was thrown at Britney and Paris."

Steve Granitz, WireImage
 
“To the best of my knowledge, Paris has never had any kind of cosmetic surgery and has not mentioned any medical procedures having to do with her eyes.
"

Michael Bezjian, WireImage
"Paris doesn’t kiss girls”

De La Cruz, Most Wanted
 
Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured.”

Nils Jorgensen, Rex Features
“This tape was never intended to be viewed by the public”

PAPIXS
 
“Paris is single right now. You may in the future see her in the company of other men

Chris Weeks, WireIMage
And, finally from rep Elliot Mintz in 2007: 

"I am no longer representing Paris.” 

: 10:52 AM in Britney Spears, Elisha Cuthbert, Girls Kissing Girls, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
22 Comments

Having too much money is DEFINITELY not a good thing. This girl is WHACKED and she's starting to look old as well. Your looks will only take you so far and riches will shorten the journey.

I think your nasty comments about Paris in this article place you at about the same level as she operates at.
Who cares what she does anyway.. is what she does actually harm anyone? I suggest you go out and find some real news.

The reason why this girl is so popular is because articles like this are written. Just stop.
Please, just stop.

It's also a Klingon salute. . .lighten up people.

Paris Hilton looks like Owen Wilson in drag OWNT!

I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.

does she even know who hitler was, what he did and what WWII is? doubt it

It doesn't matter what she does, she's an untouchable! Well you know, being able to bring MARIJUANA to what ever country she feels like visiting and getting away with it! Even better having a friend take the rap! She is so dam lucky she's not with Lindsay right now! As I said, she is an untouchable! (I'd touch her though)even if she is nowhere near as pretty as Catherine!!!

She is the biggest loser I have ever seen. If it wasn't for daddy's money where would you be? I'm thinking,"would you like fries with that"?

Being a Jew and all doesn't fit very good with her family giving a Hitler sulute.She properly doesn't know who and hell he was and how many people he gased, pephaps some
some her relatives for we know.I wish someone would have the guts to tell her to her face what this Monster did to the people of her race.

So what, she can say or do what she wants in a free society. Should she...well that's another story. Wasn't there a movie out that did very well about Nazi's and no one gave a crap about it's content (The boy in the stripped pyjamas). I went to a comedy club and herd a comic making jokes about it and he was a Jew. She's just a rich train wreck and her time in the lime light is done. Most level minded people don't condone or joke about what happened it's just that some people don't care anymore and we can see it by their behaviour. It's just a shame.

i never did like that rich snob paris hilton,she thinks everyone likes her and we all want her ? she bumped her head hard ? LOL i just dont know what anyone see's in her ? ther are much better looking girls out there like J-lo ,angelina jolie ,kristen brinkley,they all top what was her name ?that air-head loves the attention from the media ?oh ya paris hilton ? LOL

Klingon salute...good grief! What makes you think she has a clue what that is either...skanky ho'. Have you all taken a look at her without make-up..sooooo ordinary. I guess money makes people blind..lol

Ray....regarding your comment above.......

Paris Hilton is not Jewish.
Her family has been known to make derogatory and anti semetic comments about other religions and ethnicities.

She is just an idiot. Also, she has the body of a 12 year old boy and one of the ugliest faces ive ever seen.
For those of you who think she is attractive...ask yourself why!

Normally, I'd extend the benefit of the doubt. But Paris Hilton is such a self-absorbed, thoughtless twit that I'd believe she was imitating Hitler. What a moron.

So uh... wtf is the picture about "This comment came after the heiress was photographed in red military hat while either a.) dancing with an outstretched arm and scratching her face or b.) faking a mustache and brandishing a Heil Hitler. Judge for yourself here. "

Where here ?? I dont see any picture on this page representing ANYTHING you say..

Fuuuck. the American Media is a real fuckin propaganda machine.

Nothing better in the news so lets continue smearing celebs ( not that paris is a REAL celeb..she's just a soiled, drunken brat)

They all look gross without makeup...even Angelin J. Paris is a kid who hasn't grown up yet. I think she's cute. Leave her alone and print something newsworthy.

why are we taking anything this stupid twit says or does seriously?? when i see or read anything on her, it's like reading the cartoon section on my favourite newspaper, the difference is, the cartoons make me smile...

ooookaaaay where the nazi salute photo????? btw how old is she now???? she looks so washed up and jaded

she probably doesnt no wat both of the world wars were let alone no who hitler was and wat efect hitler had on the world

since when is paris hilton jewish? oh right because she's rich it means she's jewish. my mom is jewish which would make many people consider me so despite being an athiest and i've grown up poor

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