For everyone who thinks that Glee is total make-believe, Naya Rivera, who plays queen-b**ch Cheerio Santana, would like to wag her finger in your face. Or key your car…but only if you break her heart. According to Us Weekly, the feisty singing cheerleader, who has been romantically linked to Glee stud Mark Salling—but not officially—recently took a carton of eggs and the tip of her keys to Salling’s car. Why? Rivera isn’t the only pretty little Hollywood ingénue who’s been linked to Salling of late. The hot-like-wasabi singer was rumoured to be dating Selena Gomez, among others.

But before we get too excited about the amazing musical montages this kind of heartbreak and jealousy could inspire, Salling, via Twitter, says it’s not true, posting, “Silly rumors, we’re the best of friends”, and a link to this hilarious photo. I guess we’ll just have to wait for someone else to break down on the set before we get a life-meets-musical moment. My money is on Britney Spears.