In lieu of a legal battle, McMahon has suggested that he and Lautner engage in a push-up contest. Now, I’m no legal expert, but I do know that push-up contests hold less legal weight than arm-wrestling and
Indian-leg-wrestling battles, but more than thumb-wrestling or rock-paper-scissors. Should
Lautner agree to drop the lawsuit and settle the score mano-a-mano, McMahon has
offered a creative payoff. If Lautner wins, then McMahon RV will fork over the
$40,000. But if Lautner loses, thousands of disappointed tweens can find
comfort in knowing that McMahon’s $40,000 winnings will be donated to the
Children’s Hospital of Orange County.
Personally, I wish more
scores could be settled this way. Not by regular people, because that would just lead to bloody fist-fights.
But given the choice between a long, boring lawsuit with a cursory appearance from
a clothed Lautner, versus an ab-tacular display of muscular prowess, I’m going
to side with 16th-century justice here and vote duel!
I think Lautner should get some coaching from the local push up guy here in Canada.He might be able to get the RV dealer to pay an extra thousand bucks for every one past him Lautner does.If it comes to a real life knuckle duster,Lautner Im in your corner.RC
Posted by: Rob Clavette | 08/31/2010 at 08:56 PM
The push-up guy is Roy Berger. He is a teacher in Ottawa, Ontario. Exceptionally skilled teacher ..darn good push-up guy, he's in guinness.
Posted by: L Acy | 08/31/2010 at 10:40 PM
the other canadian push up guy in guinness is doug (from edmonton)
Posted by: yay! | 09/01/2010 at 11:45 AM
Good grief...rude much? Your parents must be so proud.
IF you're the RV guy who couldn't deliver the product on time, then you're a poor businessman to go along with being a mouthy moron.
Posted by: Marhol | 09/01/2010 at 04:04 PM
Ummm, I would assume that in the world of $300,000.00 custom RVs, delays would be typical and expected. Obviously the actual dealer has very little to do with the production of the RV, and for that kind of money I'd personally rather accept a delay than have something not done right. I'm sure Mr. McMahon's parents are plenty proud of him. I question how proud Mr. Lautner's parents are of his apparent 'sissy-ness' in this matter. "Emotional distress"?? Go eat a tub of ice cream while watching 'The Notebook'.
Posted by: Ken | 09/01/2010 at 05:18 PM
the only things you love, js, is being an a$$hole and deleting posts on the celb edge forums. Well guess what? you cant report/delete here, even tho you can still be an a$$.
Posted by: Whitey | 09/02/2010 at 02:03 PM
JS is the biggest fruit-loop around.
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