Unlike regular schmucks like you and me, Oprah might have the clout to convince Trump to ditch his comb-over in favour of a fresh modern style—hell, in favour of any style! Also, sources say that if Trump agrees to a TV makeover, Oprah will let him promote his latest season of Celebrity Apprentice and discuss his potential presidential bid. If that caliber of cross-promotion doesn’t make Trump salivate like Gwyneth Paltrow at a wheatgrass juice bar, I don’t know what does.
It would be a good time to get on the Oprah Winfrey Show, which ends its iconic run in May. The New York Post sources claim that the email invitation to Trump included a reminder that “the eyes of the world will be upon these episodes,” as Oprah junkies try to squeeze in as many of her final episodes as possible.
But in spite of his hideously famous hairdo, Donald Trump is reportedly not the only star Oprah’s style doctors are approaching. No word yet on who the other “big names” are, but I have my guesses:
Who do you think Oprah should invite on the show for a makeover?
I think Oprah needs to invite the ladies from the Canadian Weather Network for an style intervention. The ladies are all lovely, but some days their hair and make-up is just frightening.
I wonder if there is some place to sign a petition to have the Donald get a little Oprah magic. I'd be on board - it would be public service to give the guy a new lid!!
Posted by: Tea Rose | 03/30/2011 at 03:30 PM
I think Trump needs to lay off the fake tanner. His earlobes are different colours. He looks disgusting.
Posted by: None | 03/31/2011 at 12:36 PM
I think someone should tell Oprah that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones !!
Posted by: jamal | 03/31/2011 at 06:35 PM
I would LOVE to be fired by Donald Trump - like being fired by a GOLDFISH - His mouth works in hilarious ways.
Posted by: Black ghost | 04/01/2011 at 12:38 PM
Answer to None: Also around his eyes - the skin is red - the rest of his face is a sickly ORANGE!!
Posted by: Black ghost | 04/01/2011 at 12:42 PM