Found 7 posts tagged as "Brangelina"
This week on the newsstand: Brad and Angelina are building a panic room and Katie Holmes is a fashion copy cat. 
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Most Likely to Forget Where They Are
Earlier this week InTouch reported that the Jolie-Pitt family have chosen to root in Los Angeles, but according to Life&Style the Brangie Bunch is preparing for a permanent move to Chateau Miraval, their mansion in the South of France. The Where’s Waldo? of celebrity families is apparently having a panic room installed in their French chateau, because, well, because they can. Says InTouch, “Walls are lined with ballistic fiberglass, which can stop bullets, and the room includes an air filtration and ventilation system to protect against chemical, biological and nuclear contaminants.” Simple peasant folk can take comfort in this extravagance by remembering that if the world does succumb to apocalypse, only our prettiest will survive.
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The tabloid world has no breaks for Katie Holmes. Not only does she get flack for raising daughter Suri Cruise as a spoiled princess, but now she’s being accused of stealing her style from an actual (almost) princess. The magazine features a spread comparing several of Katie’s recent outfits with similar ones worn by Kate Middleton—4 years ago. Among Katie’s style steals: a long tan trench, a polka dot shirt, and jeans. Jeans! Next time you wear them, remember—Kate Middleton did it first.
Angelina Jolie displays her latest tattoo, a tribute to her partner Brad Pitt.
If you could carry Brad Pitt with you everywhere, would you?
Angelina Jolie knows how to keep her man on her at all times, and she does, in tattoo form. The actress, who has the coordinates of her six children’s birthplaces tattooed on her left arm, was recently spotted in Tunisia with a new, seventh line of numbers. Almost as soon as the extra sequence was identified, speculation began about where the next Jolie-Pitt baby was coming from.
But a new report from InTouch says that the tattoo actually bears the latitude and longitude of Brad Pitt’s Oklahoma birthplace, and signifies “family unity.”
 Celebrity Christmases aren’t that much different from regular Christmases. After all, who doesn’t like to spend the holidays unwrapping prostitutes and blowing snow (read: cocaine) all over the room? Okay, so maybe Charlie Sheen’s Christmas is different from regular Christmases. But Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, and Teri Hatcher had the kind of yuletides that just scream “despite our fame and riches we are relatively boring” while Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, as usual, had a holiday that sounded cooler than anyone else’s.
While you were eating turkey (or dim sum or Doritos, or whatever you do to celebrate or ignore Christmas), here’s what some of Hollywood’s finest were doing:
 Pictures of the Brangelina clan can bring a pretty penny for paparazzi fierce enough to get them, but now that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been revealed to enjoy practicing yoga together, there’s potential for an even more lucrative photo: The Brangelina Downward Dog.
 Here’s another one for the “only in Hollywood” files: Jennifer Aniston’s dog has been diagnosed with depression. Apparently Norman, a 15-year old corgi-terrier mix, has become so disgusted with incessant Brangelina coverage in the Star magazines he uses as pee pads that he ran away from his shared home with Aniston. At least, that’s what I think happened. Until Paris Hilton’s people invent the dog-translator, we’ll never know exactly why he ran away, but we do (apparently) know this: his actions have landed him in doggie therapy.
Poor Angelina Jolie. She drops a few sound bites about her kid and they get recycled for weeks (years, in internet time). According to Life&Style, Angelina is (still) a terrible mom for letting Shiloh dress like a boy, but an even worse mom for talking about it. In addition to the usual veiled homophobia and gender role hysteria the tabloids spout every time little Shiloh dons a polo shirt, Life&Style is also claiming that Angelina has been using her daughter to promote Salt. That wouldn’t be so bad, according to Life&Style, if she would use her other kids equally. The magazine interviewed a psychotherapist who indicated that rest of the Brangie brood could be heartbroken to learn that no tabloids are currently speculating on their daring fashion choices.
“It’s important to talk about the kids equally so each child feels equally acknowledged and validated”, said psychotherapist Jenn Berman. Note to Life&Style: you have the power to change this situation. Next time Pax wears a leather jacket, how about a headline that reads “Is Angelina Encouraging Pax to Join a Biker Gang?” Also, I hear Zahara likes to wear black clothes, just like her mom. You could turn her into a disturbed emo goth. And what about the twins? They’re probably doing all sorts of crazy things, like sucking their thumbs (surely a precursor to smoking) and parading around town in…diapers. There’s got to be something there. Angelina might not be spreading the infamy equally, but I know you care, Life&Style, and I think you owe these kids at least a little more effort.
 It’s surprising how much mistrust surrounds screen siren and UN Ambassador Angelina Jolie. While she
clearly has a dark side (who doesn’t?) I’ve always been impressed with her charitable
inclinations and non-conformist attitude. So I’m pleased to announced to all
those still fixated on Angelina’s weird ways and blood vial days that a lovely
“I told you so” has just emerged in the July 11 issue of Parade Magazine.
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