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Angelina Jolie displays her latest tattoo, a tribute to her partner Brad Pitt.
If you could carry Brad Pitt with you everywhere, would you?
Angelina Jolie knows how to keep her man on her at all times, and she does, in tattoo form. The actress, who has the coordinates of her six children’s birthplaces tattooed on her left arm, was recently spotted in Tunisia with a new, seventh line of numbers. Almost as soon as the extra sequence was identified, speculation began about where the next Jolie-Pitt baby was coming from.
But a new report from InTouch says that the tattoo actually bears the latitude and longitude of Brad Pitt’s Oklahoma birthplace, and signifies “family unity.”
Michael Lohan was arrested Monday night on three counts of felony domestic violence.  When someone reprehensible is arrested, it’s common to feel a sense of vindication; a revengeful relief that bad people will face bad consequences. That’s why we still have prisons: though they often cause more social problems than they solve, prisons provide punishment, and sometimes stomping on bad seeds just feels more satisfying than helping them sprout new leaves. So it’s likely that many people will feel cheered by the news that Lindsay Lohan’s gross dad Michael Lohan was arrested on Monday night on charges of domestic violence.
The jewelry store that accused Lindsay Lohan of stealing their necklace is now trying to sell their story as a book or movie.  Have you ever watched idiots debate? It’s a hard scene for an intelligent person to witness; sitting on the sidelines, itching to interrupt and talk some sense; to jump in and help them find a better, smarter mode of expression. But as tempting as it is to intervene, it’s rarely a useful exercise. Some people just have their heads lodged so firmly up their own behinds they think they can see the light from the other side, and there’s no use trying to tell them otherwise.
This is how I feel watching the ongoing saga between Lindsay Lohan and Kamofie and Co., the jewelry store which has accused her of stealing their necklace. What was once a simple case of a small store against Lindsay Lohan—a huge disaster, has now turned into a dirty morass of opportunism, spin-doctoring and deceit. And it could get worse. Much worse. Kamofie and Co., which already nabbed $35,000 for selling surveillance video of the alleged shoplifting incident, is now reportedly angling to turn the story into a book or movie deal. Brace yourself.
Although a police report says otherwise, Frankie Muniz denies holding a gun to his head during a recent fight with his girlfriend.  It sounds like Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz and his girlfriend Elycia Turnbow are living in a Guns ‘N Roses video. Police were called to the couple’s Phoenix, Arizona home this Friday, TMZ reports, after Muniz allegedly held a gun to his head during a heated argument.
Jon Cryer talks to Conan O'Brien about working with Charlie Sheen. 
Jon Cryer may just be wingman of the year. He talked about Charlie Sheen in an interview with Conan O’Brien on Wednesday, and it looked like he’d gone the full Duckie, only this time, he’s not helping Sheen find the perfect French prom dress. Instead, Cryer is delicately skirting Charlie Sheen’s antics with call girls and porn stars, and focusing on the lighter side of his colleague's extracurricular life: dramatic car crashes.
Charlie Sheen's Palm Springs porn star party included Bombshell "I Did Jesse James" McGee.  Ugh. This is the sound a thousand hearts make every time Charlie Sheen hits the headlines, which he has again for, you guessed it, gross behaviour involving booze and women.
Just as cold sweats, mucus and chills almost always accompany the seasonal flu, Charlie Sheen is almost always trailed by booze and prostitutes. Or maybe booze and prostitutes are always trailed by Charlie Sheen? Anyway, TMZ reports that Sheen was spotted in Palm Springs this weekend in the company of his besties: liquor and louche ladies.
George Clooney has harsh words for those who would criticize his participation in Sudanese politics.  Credit: Spencer Platt, Getty Images News
George Clooney held court this weekend on the banks of Sudan’s White Nile, inviting journalists to chat with him about Sudanese politics and his high tech plans to help the war torn region.
While many celebrities use their star power to highlight important global causes, Clooney is taking his involvement much further, drawing directly on his celebrity experiences to promote an “anti-genocide paparazzi” along Sudan’s troubled border. Don’t think stars should get mixed up with international politics? Clooney has some choice words for you:
Lindsay Lohan finds support from the Betty Ford worker she allegedly assaulted and from former co-star Jamie Lee Curtis.  Credit: Charley Gallay, WireImage
Getting picked for Team Lindsay these days is like ending up in Slytherin House at Hogwart’s, but that hasn’t stopped some surprising supporters from backing Lindsay Lohan as she makes her way in the post-rehab world.
 Elizabeth Edwards, the long-suffering wife of philandering former senator John Edwards succumbed to breast cancer earlier this week. She was 61. Her life, which she chronicled in her book Reflections on the Burdens and Gifts of Facing Life's Adversities, was by no means an easy one. As the daughter of a womanizing naval officer, she grew up watching her father—her hero—constantly disappointing her family with his affairs. Later, as she struggled with stage 4 cancer, her childhood drama would be replayed in her relationship with her husband, who famously fathered a child with videographer Rielle Hunter.
And now that she has passed, the Westboro Baptist Church is determined that as much strife and media frenzy attend her death as her life. The outspoken congregation is planning to protest her funeral this Saturday. Yes, you read that right. They are planning to PROTEST HER FUNERAL.
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