Need a break from Lohan and Sheen? Look no further than John Krasinski and Emily Blunt for your daily dose of celebrity sweetness. John Krasinski and Emily Blunt may just be the world’s cutest newlyweds, but they didn’t get that way by waiting around to be happy. In an upcoming interview with Parade magazine, Krasinski outlines the secret of their marriage success: practice.

Before John Krasinski married Emily Blunt in real life, he had already married Jenna Fischer on TV. The Office star told Parade that the television wedding of Jim and Pam was great preparation for the real deal.

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Lindsay Lohan might plead guilty if a plea bargain will get her out of jail time on felony grand theft charges.

I know what you’re all thinking: Lindsay Lohan totally stole that necklace. It’s an easy conclusion to jump to: she has a history of suspected thieving, she’s been caught in plenty of sketchy, public lies and is frequently insolent to the courts, its judges and their rulings. Plus, according to CNN, Lohan may enter a guilty plea if it means scoring a sentence that will keep her out of jail.

But Lindsay Lohan wants you to know that no matter what she may tell the courts, she is just so, so not guilty.

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Is Lindsay Lohan going back to jail? The actress will be arraigned this afternoon on charges of felony grand theft. If you were getting sick of Lindsay Lohan’s most recent mug shot, good news: a new one is coming. However, if you’re just sick of Lindsay Lohan, it’s time to book your ticket to an internet-free jungle locale, because there will be no escaping her after today. TMZ reports that the professional badass will be arraigned on charges of felony grand theft today in the case fondly known as Crazy vs. The Stolen Necklace.

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Lindsay Lohan is suspected of stealing an expensive necklace from an L.A. boutique. If you were hoping for a Lohan-free Febraury, forget about it. Lindsay Lohan, queen of trashy headlines, is back on the front pages and the only difference in this story is that drugs and hissy fits are not involved. Yet. This time Lohan’s in hot water for allegedly stealing a necklace from a Venice Beach boutique.

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Lindsay Lohan finds support from the Betty Ford worker she allegedly assaulted and from former co-star Jamie Lee Curtis. Credit: Charley Gallay, WireImage

Getting picked for Team Lindsay these days is like ending up in Slytherin House at Hogwart’s, but that hasn’t stopped some surprising supporters from backing Lindsay Lohan as she makes her way in the post-rehab world.

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In a chilling reminder that what we see on TV’s Glee is not actually real, Jane Lynch, better known as Coach Sue Sylvester, has come out in support of Lindsay Lohan. No insulting one liners, no terse and negative summations of character, just pure, kind hearted support. Coach Sylvester, are you there?

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Toronto’s Malin Akerman has been pegged to replace Lindsay Lohan in the upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic, Inferno. Depending on whom you ask, Lohan was either fired from the picture because she is completely uninsurable (director’s story) or quit because her rehab team thinks it’s a bad idea for her to embody her addictions in film (team Lohan’s side).

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You don’t have to be the Star Wars Kid to realize the power the media wields over an individual’s reputation. When a single video or off-the-cuff-remark can be spun into thousands of news briefs, articles and editorials across the internet, defamation is a serious issue. So it’s no laughing matter when someone feels their reputation has been burned by the media—unless that person is Lindsay Lohan, in which case the only reasonable question is, what reputation?

Yesterday LiLo’s ever-suffering mother, Dina “White Oprah” Lohan charged that she is considering legal action against the makers of Glee for maligning her daughter in last Tuesday’s episode. Dina was particularly incensed by a scene in which Gwyneth Paltrow, playing substitute teacher Holly, tried to pique her students’ interest in her Spanish lesson by asking them, “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?” and “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?” (Answer: five.)

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Maybe you’re a Chekhov fan who happens to enjoy celebrity news. Or perhaps you’re a celeb watcher who’s always intended to brush up on your Russian literature, but just haven’t gotten around to it yet. Well, good news my high-culture/low-culture friends, because New York writer Ben Greenman has invented a novel mashup that “celebritizes” the works of famed Russian writer Anton Chekhov. Note: this might be the only time you get to read “Chekhov” and “Paris Hilton” in the same piece, so savour it.

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Old Hollywood glamour is dead, says legendary actress Joan Collins. The diva, who has gained as much notoriety for her snarky antics as Alexis Carrington Colby on TV’s Dynasty as she has for own silver tongue, recently slammed modern Hollywood in an interview with Britain’s The Daily Mail (via Celebitchy).

 Her main contention? Today’s actresses just aren’t pretty enough. “When I was young,” said the actress, “everybody on screen was gorgeous.”

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