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Katy Perry’s mom is reportedly shopping a memoir that details how her daughter’s risqué act has affected her Christian ministry. 
Katy Perry’s mom wants her daughter to raise people’s spirits, but not in a sexy way. If she had her way, Katy Perry would be using her performance talents to lead faith healing sessions and Christian sing-a-longs. But instead the saucy pop starlet croons about kissing girls and melting figurative popsicles, and that doesn't jive with her mother's evangelical ministry.
Last week the New York Post reported that Katy Perry’s preacher mom, Mary Perry Hudson, has been shopping a proposal for a book about her famous daughter. This week the New York Post has obtained an actual copy of the proposal, which includes Mary Perry Hudson’s thoughts on her daughter’s frequently exposed breasts and “foul-mouthed” husband, Russell Brand.
Is Lindsay Lohan going back to jail? The actress will be arraigned this afternoon on charges of felony grand theft.  If you were getting sick of Lindsay Lohan’s most recent mug shot, good news: a new one is coming. However, if you’re just sick of Lindsay Lohan, it’s time to book your ticket to an internet-free jungle locale, because there will be no escaping her after today. TMZ reports that the professional badass will be arraigned on charges of felony grand theft today in the case fondly known as Crazy vs. The Stolen Necklace.
Lindsay Lohan is suspected of stealing an expensive necklace from an L.A. boutique.  If you were hoping for a Lohan-free Febraury, forget about it. Lindsay Lohan, queen of trashy headlines, is back on the front pages and the only difference in this story is that drugs and hissy fits are not involved. Yet. This time Lohan’s in hot water for allegedly stealing a necklace from a Venice Beach boutique.
 Bristol Palin was a hot mess on Dancing with the Stars, but apparently it was all part of Sarah Palin’s master political plan to make America love her again. Rather than preparing for the next election by say, boning up on foreign policy, Palin is using reality TV, including her own show, Sarah Palin’s Alaska, to speak to the heartland.
 Remember Rachel Uchitel? Oh, you don’t? That’s probably because she hasn’t done anything more publically significant than sleep with Tiger Woods. But Uchitel is really concerned you never stop reading about her learn from her and arm yourself against the terrible affliction she suffers. And just in case you’re wondering, it’s not crabs. Rachel has decided she might as well admit it – she’s addicted to love. Yup, love.
 Bristol Palin thanks God for getting her through the club-footed fiasco that was her performance on Dancing with the Stars. "It is faith that got me through this and just praying all the time and just relying on God and knowing that He is on our side and we'll get through this," she told People magazine Monday night.
 You don’t have to be the Star Wars Kid to realize the power the media wields over an individual’s reputation. When a single video or off-the-cuff-remark can be spun into thousands of news briefs, articles and editorials across the internet, defamation is a serious issue. So it’s no laughing matter when someone feels their reputation has been burned by the media—unless that person is Lindsay Lohan, in which case the only reasonable question is, what reputation?
Yesterday LiLo’s ever-suffering mother, Dina “White Oprah” Lohan charged that she is considering legal action against the makers of Glee for maligning her daughter in last Tuesday’s episode. Dina was particularly incensed by a scene in which Gwyneth Paltrow, playing substitute teacher Holly, tried to pique her students’ interest in her Spanish lesson by asking them, “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?” and “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?” (Answer: five.)
 How much do you get for attending extra curricular work functions? Bad appetizers and maybe a free drink, if you’re lucky? Drunken advances from smarmy coworkers if you're not? Absolutely nothing? Well then I guess you should’ve been born a Kardashian, because if you were you could make upwards of $25,000 just for showing up to promote your own product.
The New York Post (via Celebitchy) reports that the Kardashian sisters billed $25,000 to attend a launch party for their Kardashian-branded MasterCard (a.k.a. MasterKard). Although they were supposed to stay at New York club Pacha for 3 hours, they bailed before the first hour was up. Said Pacha owners, “We are extremely disappointed. They did not fill out their contractual obligations to be there for three hours. We also paid Khloe’s travel fees. We would like a refund.”
 Ever since I learned how to play the guitar solo to "November Rain" on my clarinet, I’ve been looking for ways to both inform people of my talent and insert the song into conversations. November, particularly on rainy days, is usually the most natural time to do this, although I’ll take any chance I get. Maybe it’s because I was raised in the kind of small town where mullets are worn sans irony, but I happen to think Guns N’ Roses’ “November Rain” is one of the greatest songs of all time.
Now Slash, bless his moppet-headed, burn-holed soul, has just handed the world a beautiful opportunity to revisit the classic GnR anthem, and at the perfect time! TMZ reports that he and Perla Ferrar, his wife of nine years and mother of his two children, have called off their pending divorce.
 Warning: if you, like me and most of the women I know, have ever suffered from body image issues, you might find this one emotional.
Marie Claire magazine, advocate of all things womanly, has recently come under fire for publishing hateful comments about fat people on its daily blog. Maura Kelly, writer and former anorexic, took particular umbrage with the CBS sitcom Mike and Molly, charging that the program promotes obesity and that fat people in general aren’t doing enough to get slim.
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